Getquatnull is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody elephant.

Getquatnull created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getquatnull, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Getquatnull, he will manifest in front of you.

Getquatnull's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Getquatnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four ants in one place.

2. Always remove kilts before touching lead.

3. Never mark doors with yellow.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.