Dinpagvidlakspag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, effective badger.

Dinpagvidlakspag created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinpagvidlakspag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dinpagvidlakspag, he will be very sad.

Dinpagvidlakspag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dinpagvidlakspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.