Gemxucstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unjust coyote.

Gemxucstrag created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemxucstrag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gemxucstrag, he will make you grow a tail.

Gemxucstrag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gemxucstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to five before sleeping.

2. Never skip near dolphins.

3. Hide if seven dogs approach from the west.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Gemxucstrag loves tortoises, so they must be respected.