Gemxucstrag is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, unjust
coyote.
Gemxucstrag created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gemxucstrag, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Gemxucstrag, he will make you grow a tail.
Gemxucstrag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Gemxucstrag's Holy Commandments1. Always count to five before sleeping.
2. Never skip near dolphins.
3. Hide if seven dogs approach from the west.
4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.
5. Gemxucstrag loves tortoises, so they must be respected.