Bepjipbagligspag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate dove.

Bepjipbagligspag created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Bepjipbagligspag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bepjipbagligspag, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bepjipbagligspag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bepjipbagligspag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

3. Do not prepare carrots while filled with pride.

4. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Bepjipbagligspag in the centre of the settlement.