Himmid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, stupid unicorn.

Himmid created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himmid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Himmid, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Himmid's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Himmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at midnight.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Never approach mountains carrying bone.