Cidnutlun Targxuckdav is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, egotistical badger.

Cidnutlun Targxuckdav created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidnutlun Targxuckdav, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cidnutlun Targxuckdav, she will not care.

Cidnutlun Targxuckdav's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cidnutlun Targxuckdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove scarves before touching copper.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never laugh near mice.

4. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.