Lamgemsit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful pigeon.

Lamgemsit created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamgemsit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lamgemsit, it will destroy your favourite star.

Lamgemsit's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Lamgemsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear rings marked with green.