Targpangxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful hedgehog.

Targpangxuck created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targpangxuck, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targpangxuck, he will manifest in front of you.

Targpangxuck's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Targpangxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Do not place parsnips upon stone.