Cat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident owl.

Cat created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Cat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cat, it will destroy your home planet.

Cat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never prepare pineapples during summer.

3. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

4. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

5. Do not take Cat's name in vain.