Quatbeptunwab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, moody seal.

Quatbeptunwab created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatbeptunwab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quatbeptunwab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Quatbeptunwab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Quatbeptunwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.