Fobdudceploopmidkab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, egotistical cat.

Fobdudceploopmidkab created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobdudceploopmidkab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fobdudceploopmidkab, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fobdudceploopmidkab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fobdudceploopmidkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Shun those given to sloth.