Pidbinomt is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving yak.

Pidbinomt created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidbinomt, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidbinomt, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pidbinomt's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pidbinomt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the south.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Pidbinomt on top of all buildings.

4. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

5. Never paint your arms pink.