Narlitnut is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable wyrm.

Narlitnut created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Narlitnut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Narlitnut, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Narlitnut's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Narlitnut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white birds for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.