Cadkimmut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, able faun.

Cadkimmut created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Cadkimmut, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cadkimmut, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Cadkimmut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cadkimmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cadkimmut.