Stansugwee is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, almighty monkey.

Stansugwee created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stansugwee, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stansugwee, it will destroy your favourite star.

Stansugwee's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Stansugwee's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Run away from pink horses, for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Stansugwee in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.