Mifleghimcat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair octopus.

Mifleghimcat created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifleghimcat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mifleghimcat, he will make you grow a tail.

Mifleghimcat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Mifleghimcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always store rice above ground.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.