Bamflabhap is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing ferret.

Bamflabhap created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamflabhap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bamflabhap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bamflabhap's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bamflabhap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white goats for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always count to seven before sleeping.