Timvonkrilcemmegwippak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable cat.

Timvonkrilcemmegwippak created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timvonkrilcemmegwippak, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Timvonkrilcemmegwippak, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Timvonkrilcemmegwippak's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Timvonkrilcemmegwippak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never eat bark.