Stafpodben is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, deceitful lizard.

Stafpodben created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stafpodben, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stafpodben, it will make you grow a tail.

Stafpodben's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Stafpodben's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never stain your face with violet.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.