Ransangem is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind yak.

Ransangem created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Ransangem, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ransangem, he will turn you into a frog.

Ransangem's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ransangem's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Ransangem on top of all buildings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never mix gooseberries with blood.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.