Fetdagfig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, tiresome eagle.

Fetdagfig created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fetdagfig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fetdagfig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fetdagfig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fetdagfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight bats in one place.

2. Never fashion tools from wood.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help sick hamsters.