Cetwegrag is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient goose.

Cetwegrag created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Cetwegrag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cetwegrag, he will turn you into a mole.

Cetwegrag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cetwegrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Do not place garlic upon stone.

4. Never handle copper while unclean.

5. Cetwegrag must be the most important thing in your life.