Lagligyarp Nutkapjat is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful mouse.

Lagligyarp Nutkapjat created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagligyarp Nutkapjat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lagligyarp Nutkapjat, it will be very sad.

Lagligyarp Nutkapjat's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Lagligyarp Nutkapjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

2. Never sit in summer.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Never eat carrots on holy days.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.