Gubbegcib is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, blissful cobra.

Gubbegcib created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gubbegcib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gubbegcib, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gubbegcib's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gubbegcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

5. Never remain kneeling at midday.