Cabflamkar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful donkey.

Cabflamkar created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabflamkar, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cabflamkar, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cabflamkar's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cabflamkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near seals.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear gray tights on sacred days.

5. Never wear mauve boots.