Cutkanfig Targgumgep is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless jackal.

Cutkanfig Targgumgep created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cutkanfig Targgumgep, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cutkanfig Targgumgep, she will cry a lot.

Cutkanfig Targgumgep's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cutkanfig Targgumgep's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cutkanfig Targgumgep.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never eat green fruit.