Natflabdun is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent whale.

Natflabdun created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natflabdun, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Natflabdun, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Natflabdun's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Natflabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must pray to Natflabdun nine times a day.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Never talk about asteroids.