Buslamcid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic goblin.

Buslamcid created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buslamcid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Buslamcid, she will torture you forever.

Buslamcid's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Buslamcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not prepare figs while wearing jumpers.