Nullhomcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous badger.

Nullhomcuss created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullhomcuss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nullhomcuss, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nullhomcuss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nullhomcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never sit in the presence of porpoises.

3. Always remove rings before touching titanium.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Never run near monkeys.