Jentonflam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive horse.

Jentonflam created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jentonflam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jentonflam, he will turn you into a rat.

Jentonflam's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Jentonflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Run away from red otters, for they are unholy.