Ladpodmet is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented wyvern.

Ladpodmet created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladpodmet, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ladpodmet, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ladpodmet's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ladpodmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.

2. You must love Ladpodmet.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Never prepare beans during winter.

5. Always act with purity.