Gigbemgep is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered hydra.

Gigbemgep created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigbemgep, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigbemgep, he will be very unhappy.

Gigbemgep's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gigbemgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.