Hatzedyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise monkey.

Hatzedyarp created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatzedyarp, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hatzedyarp, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hatzedyarp's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hatzedyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Erect four copper sculptures of Hatzedyarp on top of important buildings.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Fast once a month.