Fodzandon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair bear.

Fodzandon created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodzandon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fodzandon, it will turn you into a tree.

Fodzandon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fodzandon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not resist chaos.