Batcutnat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, uncaring pigeon.

Batcutnat created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batcutnat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Batcutnat, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Batcutnat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Batcutnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Never touch oil while unclean.

3. Never hurt shrews.

4. Do not bounce at rivers.

5. Do not shave your chest.