Omtdogbim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, proud unicorn.

Omtdogbim created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtdogbim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Omtdogbim, she will curse you with boils.

Omtdogbim's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Omtdogbim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Run away from red ants, for they are unholy.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Never mix aubergines with water.