Satnibstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, emotional seal.

Satnibstaf created water two years ago.

If you believe in Satnibstaf, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Satnibstaf, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Satnibstaf's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Satnibstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.