Ladyikbog is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair hummingbird.

Ladyikbog created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ladyikbog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ladyikbog, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Ladyikbog's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Ladyikbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not prepare turnips while wearing kilts.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not name children after goats.