Wabnurtbad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental horse.

Wabnurtbad created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabnurtbad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wabnurtbad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wabnurtbad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Wabnurtbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not take Wabnurtbad's name in vain.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Never look at asteroids.