Talfomqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, all-knowing hare.

Talfomqueeg created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talfomqueeg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Talfomqueeg, she will laugh at you.

Talfomqueeg's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Talfomqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never handle nickel while unclean.

4. Never talk about dark matter near pigs while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing five zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.