Bedmonbat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, generous crab.

Bedmonbat created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedmonbat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bedmonbat, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bedmonbat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bedmonbat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always count to five before sleeping.

5. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.