Rotloop is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent chinchilla.

Rotloop created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotloop, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rotloop, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rotloop's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rotloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always obey Rotloop's priests.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.