Jarnxuckstikbestzenyokjatlog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured dragonfly.

Jarnxuckstikbestzenyokjatlog created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnxuckstikbestzenyokjatlog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jarnxuckstikbestzenyokjatlog, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Jarnxuckstikbestzenyokjatlog's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Jarnxuckstikbestzenyokjatlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never approach mountains carrying clay.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Never stain your chest with cyan.

5. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.