Basttanwod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring swan.

Basttanwod created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Basttanwod, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Basttanwod, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Basttanwod's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Basttanwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.

2. Never cross mountains at midday.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. You must love Basttanwod.