Gatdagrapdabxucknullyog is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, strong goblin.

Gatdagrapdabxucknullyog created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatdagrapdabxucknullyog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gatdagrapdabxucknullyog, he will turn you into a rock.

Gatdagrapdabxucknullyog's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gatdagrapdabxucknullyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after gulls.

2. Never adorn your head with magenta markings.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gatdagrapdabxucknullyog.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.