Megnabbagkom Shavnelnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, boastful bat.

Megnabbagkom Shavnelnurt created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megnabbagkom Shavnelnurt, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Megnabbagkom Shavnelnurt, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Megnabbagkom Shavnelnurt's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Megnabbagkom Shavnelnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Megnabbagkom Shavnelnurt.

2. Never adorn your back with brown markings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.