Poddagdap Didziglid Dissaf is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, temperamental squirrel.

Poddagdap Didziglid Dissaf created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Poddagdap Didziglid Dissaf, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Poddagdap Didziglid Dissaf, she will be very unhappy.

Poddagdap Didziglid Dissaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Poddagdap Didziglid Dissaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Retreat if nine mice approach from the east.

3. Feed all hungry bats.

4. Poddagdap Didziglid Dissaf loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.