Genlithiv is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, capable tortoise.

Genlithiv created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genlithiv, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Genlithiv, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Genlithiv's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Genlithiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in spring.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Genlithiv loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Always help hamsters in need.