Dibvabgamstaf is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent gerbil.

Dibvabgamstaf created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibvabgamstaf, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibvabgamstaf, it will throw large rocks at you.

Dibvabgamstaf's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dibvabgamstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not sing at rivers.

3. Never eat grapes on holy days.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.