Cipfarn is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful centipede.

Cipfarn created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Cipfarn, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cipfarn, he will turn you into a rock.

Cipfarn's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cipfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Always count to four before sleeping.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Do not wear jumpers marked with green.